Wednesday, October 27th, 2021
Unless you’d like to start paying a 25% tax on legal marijuana, you need to vote no. Actually, you need to stand on a street corner holding a big sign that says “vote no on Proposition 119” because it’s extortionate. Do you know what’s hilarious? Way back when Amendment 64 was adopted, thereby creating the […]
Friday, August 6th, 2021
Do you know what’s ironic? When weed was legalized here in Colorado, coming up with regulations was left to the same politicians who’d fought to kept marijuana illegal for years. Crazy, right? That’d be like letting a fox watch the chickens if we got rid of coups, but it’s exactly what Colorado did. That’s why […]
Tuesday, July 13th, 2021
I told my 7th grade English teacher that I’d never use the lessons she taught me about expository speeches—I did mine on “how to play the drums” because I was a band nerd—but I was wrong. Thirty-something years later, it looks like today is the day, because I’m going to teach you how to roll […]
Friday, June 11th, 2021
Fun fact: the only thing better than a blunt is six of them. And that’s why we’re introducing the Blunt Box! For real, it’s finally here. We’ve been crunching numbers and slogging through the R&D process for this highly anticipated product for quite some time (it’s insanely difficult to get a legal cannabis product past […]
Friday, May 21st, 2021
When you picture a lighter in your mind, it’s most likely a BIC, but that’s just because it’s always been the cheapest and most prolific lighter out there—it hit the market first in 1973, it was available in five colors, and it sold for $1.49. Isn’t that crazy? The same lighter would cost you around […]
Friday, May 14th, 2021
“Shake” used to mean something different than it does now. It used to be a gross thing—something I bought when I was a broke and desperate stoner way-back-when. It’d be dry and brown, the remnants of trimming in someone’s basement, but I’d smoke it gladly because it was the best I could find, headache, harsh […]
Wednesday, April 14th, 2021
I’m not sure there’s anything I like writing about more than 420, and given the traffic my 420 posts get, it’s safe to say that you like reading about 420 as much as I like writing about it. One of our most-read blogs was centered on where the term “420” comes from, and on 420-friendly […]
Monday, April 5th, 2021
If you haven’t heard, our Durango dispensary’s 6th Anniversary is this month (read about all our specials HERE), which makes us the oldest recreational-only dispensary in Durango. But somewhat ironically, we’ve chosen our newest team member, Tiffany, to be your Best Bud for April, because she’s simply awesome despite her short tenure here at The […]
Saturday, April 3rd, 2021
As it turns out, all the platitudes are true: “if you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life,” “time flies when you’re having fun,” and etcetera. I mean honestly, can you believe that The Greenery turns six-years-old this month? Here’s another cliché: “it seems like just yesterday” that we opened […]
Friday, March 26th, 2021
It’s right here at 208 Parker Avenue in Durango, Colorado! I mean honestly, why would location matter when we have the best pot on earth? But still, I’m sure plenty of people out there pull out their phones, Google “marijuana near me” not knowing what’s up, and then get led astray to the pot that’s […]
