The Greenery Hits a Theme Song

Saturday, August 5th, 2017

Darth Vader is cool only because he has theme music. Granted, the lightsaber helps a little bit, as does his freaky ability to choke fools from a distance, but if it wasn’t for the sonorous, tonal music that follows Vader wherever he goes, he’d be average at best. All the other aliens in that far, […]

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Indica vs. Sativa

Saturday, July 22nd, 2017

There’re over four-thousand different strains of marijuana growing across the globe, sprouting like the wondrous weeds they are, but each of them falls into one of two categories: Indica or Sativa. Of course, most strains have been crossbred so many times that it’s difficult to tell which is which, and just about everything out there […]

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Marijuana Sales Tax

Thursday, July 13th, 2017

Easter Island is a dark place. It’s an atoll sheltered by isolation deep within the Pacific Ocean, and it’s hard to hear the lessons that island screams because it’s too far away—leagues of surf and time have quieted the prescient warning. Think about it: when you first read the words “Easter Island,” you pictured one […]

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Medicinal Marijuana

Saturday, July 1st, 2017

The Greenery is a recreational-only marijuana dispensary. However, we offer a twenty-percent discount to medical patients (so long as you can show us a valid Colorado MMJ card), and we do so for good reason: for many people, marijuana really is effective. Frankly, most people buy pot to get high, and there’s nothing wrong with […]

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Foria

Saturday, June 10th, 2017

There’s no such thing as a comfortable conversation about suppositories. Well, not usually, anyway, but you and I are going to have one right now; the buffering shield of anonymity protects us both from embarrassment. And for the record, I know you clicked the “yes, I’m twenty-one” tab to enter this site, so we’re going […]

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New Extended Hours

Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

Starting September 1, 2016, The Greenery in Durango, Colorado will be open for an extra 2 hours on most days! The Durango City Council recently voted to allow all marijuana dispensaries to stay open past the original 8:00pm cutoff time. Colorado law currently allows marijuana dispensaries to stay open until 12:00am, but the Councilors have […]

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Harsh Hits Getting You Down? O.penVAPE Has You Covered

Friday, July 1st, 2016

Harsh Hits Getting You Down? O.penVAPE Has You Covered! This simple and fun device is a revolution in recreational marijuana. Instead of burning cannabis flower, O.penVAPE vaporizes THC oil. This creates a smooth, enjoyable hit with much less odor.  The O.penVAPE is built on vaping technology, so if you are familiar with vaping, you already […]

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Extended Marijuana Dispensary Hours on the Horizon in Durango!

Tuesday, June 21st, 2016

Extended Marijuana Dispensary Hours on the Horizon in Durango! Marijuana may be much more available in Durango, Colorado, if all goes as proposed. On June 14, 2016, the Durango city council discussed the possibility of extending Durango medical and recreational marijuana dispensary operating hours to midnight. Currently, a Durango ordinance, as well as the Land […]

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California Recreational Marijuana Initiative on the Verge

Saturday, June 11th, 2016

California Recreational Marijuana Initiative on the Verge The Golden State is on its way to legalizing the recreational use of cannabis! (California 2016 ballot propositions 5/14/16). Throughout history California has been an innovator in progressive cannabis culture. The state decriminalized marijuana in 1975 and in 1996 they became the first to legalize medicinal marijuana. Now, […]

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Marijuana & Pesticides in Colorado

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

Marijuana & Pesticides in Colorado Many of you have probably read about the rise in pesticide recalls in Colorado’s retail marijuana & marijuana products. This may have you wondering: is Colorado’s marijuana safe? This is the first in a series in which we explore pesticides in the Colorado marijuana industry. The aim of this post […]

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